Daughter: Here you go, I have a present for you (hands me the baby)
Me: Ah, a wet present. Thanks!
Daughter: Really? Again? He’s awfully adventurous with that penis of his. And I don’t mean in a sexual way
Me: Well I would think not
Daughter: Well, I don’t know, he’s already been in bed with a man and a woman
Me: Other than mom and dad, I take it?
Me: your roommate and?
Daughter: Nope, I mean others his age, (roommate’s daughter and their friend’s son). He likes the best of both worlds!