So my daughter says to me about her son…


Daughter:  Here you go, I have a present for you (hands me the baby)

Me:  Ah, a wet present.  Thanks!

Daughter:  Really? Again?  He’s awfully adventurous with that penis of his.  And I don’t mean in a sexual way

Me:  Well I would think not

Daughter:  Well, I don’t know, he’s already been in bed with a man and a woman

Me:  Other than mom and dad, I take it?

Daughter:  Yep!

Me:  your roommate and?

Daughter:  Nope, I mean others his age, (roommate’s daughter and their friend’s son).  He likes the best of both worlds!

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